November 2011
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The Other Guys
Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?
Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned...
Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
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“Psalms is like the ancient version of David’s blog or twitter. He’s...”
– Mon Coeur
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“You can’t let yourself off the hook that easily. That’s not how 5...”
– Welcome to the Jongville about talents
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What it means to be part of a team
I sent this email to my dodgeball team today. We came together so well as a team towards the end. I’m so proud of them.
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Dear Team,
Just want to say congratulations on ending the season with a big win! Our final score said 8 - 7, but it very well could have about 11 - 4 had we decided to run up the score. But in the end, it’s just dodgeball. We play for fellowship with one...
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“Cause I love the way you call me, ‘baby,’ and you take me the way I...”
– Ingrid Michaelson
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How to bake a brownie in an egg →
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“Don’t make any decisions without sleeping on it”
– Chase’s Granddad (respects!)
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Living in accordance to God's will
I’m going to attempt to tackle the issue of God’s will in this post. I probably won’t do it any justice because, well, it’s about God’s will! Anyway, here goes nothing.
Lately, as usual, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching, or rather “will” searching. Back in September, I lost, what I thought would be my dream job: running marketing at a startup...
